Time Travelers’ Paradise: Yesterday’s Tomorrow

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and reality is a mere suggestion! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mystical Time Crystal, rumored to have the power to make yesterday tomorrow and today not exist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like never before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why wait for yesterday to be tomorrow when you can join our server today and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	8589
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	1944	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	7346
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.