Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Magic Items Found: 8634

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.

    AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.

    UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking

    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.20.6
    Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
    Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

    UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

    Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use hacks/cheats on this server?

    A: No, using hacks/cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?

    A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Can I teleport or set a home location?

    A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on the server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

    Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

    PerfumePillage Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

    But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

    So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dimension Hops: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

    TPWars: SisVsSisCostco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

    Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

    So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 867315 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    Melios SMP Overview

    Features
    No teleportation or warps
    No land claiming system
    Vanilla experience
    Custom world generator
    Diamond-based economy
    World from March 2024
    Events

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
    Is griefing allowed? No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
    Can I contribute to the server events? Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dimension Hops: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Beer Me Minecraft Server

    Beer Me Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

    Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

    We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

    NoobGamerMinecraftSMP
    Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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