ThermoLockCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Ores Mined:	996
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7848	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3429	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	199	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4608	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crops Grown:	7457
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	1927
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.