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Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixelated Anime Adventures

80s, Adventures, aliens, Anime, Archie, Ataru, classic, comedy, cultural references, humor, Japanese Simpsons, looney tunes, lum, Manga, pixelated, Retro, romance, school life, Sci Fi, slapstick, tagalog, Urusei Yatsura

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Star Shards Collected:	79	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and PIZZA! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying pizza in our world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mines Excavated:	1033
Emeralds Found:	5260	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7069	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!

Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Game Over, Crafty Creepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9706	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

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Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Void Armor Forged:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!

Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	572774	Crops Grown:	2865
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11