The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CouchPotatoRoomieCraft

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Couch, CouchPotatoRoomieCraft, Furniture, inherited couch, landscaping business, late night tv, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate compromise, roommate discomfort., roommate discussion, roommate etiquette, roommate living situation, roommates, second bed, sleep on couch, uncomfortable roommate, work from home

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where couches are for sleeping, not for sitting! Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect couch to claim as your own, only to have your roommate steal it away every night. Will you fight for your rightful spot on the couch, or will you be banished to your room forever?

Our server is perfect for those who love a good challenge, whether it’s navigating the treacherous terrain of your living room to reach the coveted couch, or strategizing how to reclaim your rightful throne. And don’t worry, our friendly community is always here to offer support and advice on how to deal with couch-hogging roommates.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate battle for couch supremacy. Who will emerge victorious in the war of the living room? Join now and find out!

BlockBuster100

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Towns Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch the epic saga of Steve and his adventures in blocky land a hundred times and still not get sick of it! Join us for non-stop entertainment as Steve battles creepers, builds epic structures, and maybe even finds true love with a pig named Bacon. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server? Join now for the ultimate movie marathon experience!

Kinetic Craftrealm 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, adaptation, Anime, Characters, comedy, Craftrealm, cult classic, discussion, episodes, fan favorite, Kinetic, Kinnikuman, long-running series, Manga, new, Nostalgia, ongoing, Perfect Origin arc, SEASON 2, Storyline, SuperHero, wrestling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This server is like the ultimate Minecraft anime crossover event, like, seriously. We’re talking Season 2 of the Perfect Origin arc, where you can literally live out your wildest anime fantasies in blocky form.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own anime-inspired creations, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find some hidden anime references scattered throughout the server. It’s like a treasure hunt for otakus, man.

Plus, our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft anime world and let your inner weeb run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BabysitFree Minecraft Server

BabysitFree, Babysitting, Boundaries, Break, Communication, compromise, custody, family, grudge, Minecraft, new lady, opinion, parenting, personal time, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Socialize, Support, tired, UNFAIR, Valentine’s Day, vent

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a break from real-life parenting responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about making meals or doing laundry!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially if you’re feeling like an extra in your own home. Take a break from babysitting your grandkids and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds.

Plus, with our Valentine’s Day event coming up, you won’t have to worry about being asked to babysit while your son goes out with his new lady friend. Join our server and make plans for yourself this Valentine’s Day – you deserve it!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not babysitting duties!

Adopt-a-RageCraft

acceptance, AdoptaRageCraft, Adopted, anger, biological family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, Honesty, Identity, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Self Discovery, uncovering truth, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4687

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family secrets! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, perfect for anyone looking to find their true place in the world.

Just like the OP, who discovered they were adopted at 17, you too can uncover hidden truths and forge new connections. Dive into our virtual world and explore the possibilities of a new family – one that doesn’t keep secrets or call you ungrateful for seeking the truth.

Join us now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and gratitude, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a Minecraft community that welcomes you with open arms? Don’t wait, join today and leave the drama behind!

CraftyRomania Minecraft Server

Alliance, controversial remarks, CraftyRomania, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, far right, foreign ministry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, official statement, Politics, presidential candidate, Romanian, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Votes:	5648
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz the Romanian Foreign Ministry is like, all about supporting Ukraine’s sovereignty, ya know? and this one time, this far-right Romanian presidential candidate was like, “yo, Ukraine, you’re cool,” and everyone was like, “whaaaaat?” but then the Foreign Ministry was like, “nah, bro, we got Ukraine’s back, no worries.” so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of drama goin’ on, you gotta join this one. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco where the mods party all night long. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or forever hold your peace.

QuranBurnerCraft

asylum seekers, crime, cultural conflict, extremism, foreign power, immigration, international relations, investigation, Iraqi refugee, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Quran burnings, QuranBurnerCraft, radicalization, Refugee Crisis, religious tensions, shot dead, Sweden, Terrorism, trial, violence

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds, like, ever.

one time, this player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, bro. and another time, we all went on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe that could mine bedrock. it was, like, so intense, dude.

plus, we have, like, the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, secret dungeons filled with treasure and, like, evil mobs to fight? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Alzheimers Drug Advocates: Balance & Conflicts

Advocates, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s drugs, balance, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, conflicts of interest, DRUG, drug development, Ethics, Healthcare, healthcare policy, informed consent, Medical Ethics, medical industry, neurology, patient advocacy, patient safety, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, research, transparency

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9662
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff goin on! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers outta their eyes! not to mention, our diamond mines are like, never-ending! u can build the most epic castle ever and then defend it against a horde of zombie chickens! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies! so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

🔥 Option 01/17/25 Competition 5 donates! 🔥 server minecraft

atmosphere, Auto-mine, Awards, Cases, Cheaters, CIS, combat pass, Community, Competition, donates, Economy, Friendly, Heroes, honest game, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Mini Games, Prizes, Protection, Quests, Shop, Starter Kit, survival mode, Transactions, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mines Excavated:	4066	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3170	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Survival mode

• Smart and advanced system of protection against cheaters is an honest game for everyone.

• Daily mini-games with prizes-get vivid emotions in games such as the Pati and Splif block.

• Combat pass – unique quests and valuable awards for real heroes.

• The most thoughtful economy in the CIS is stability and justice in each transaction.

• Friendly community – players always support each other, creating a unique atmosphere of trust.

MC.GGLAND.RU

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	1653	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Votes:	8506	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	970856
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	9161	New Chunks Explored:	253188
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	6450
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5