The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Breakup Minecraft Server

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Tired of guys who ghost you after they get what they want? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will never leave you hanging like that! Our virtual world is filled with loyal and supportive players who will always have your back, even after they’ve mined their diamonds. Join us for a community that values commitment and teamwork, because in our world, no one gets left behind – especially not after they’ve had their fun 😉. So come on over and build something special with us, because unlike those guys, our server will never ghost you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchantments Applied:	170
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Lost Samurai – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the villagers or fight against them to protect your precious diamond pickaxe?

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and a monthly dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Enchantments Applied:	74
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KiltedDadGraveyard

10. family tartan, 11. cultural heritage, 12. sibling disputes, 13. funeral arrangements, 14. honoring dad, 15. respecting wishes, 16. French-Canadian ancestry, 17. Catholic cemetery, 18. burial traditions, 19. sentimental value, 2. burying dad, 20. family dynamics, 3. kilt, 4. family heirloom, 5. JC Penny suit, 6. expensive burial, 7. family traditions, 8. special occasion attire, 9. Scottish descent, aita, KiltedDadGraveyard

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone says no to burying their dad in a kilt? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the kilt-wearing spirit! Join us for outrageous adventures where we honor family heirlooms, defy expensive suit traditions, and fulfill dad’s dream of being fed to the sharks (sorry, dad, the Catholic cemetery won’t allow it). Plus, with our Scottish descent and family tartan, you’ll feel right at home in your virtual kilt. So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make dad proud in the most lolzy way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RespawnWishList

Activists, Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, famous personalities, Heroes, Historical figures, Icons, influential people, innovators, inspirations, Leaders, Legends, Musicians, politicians, pop culture icons, RespawnWishList, role models, scientists, Who do you wish was still alive, Writers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BorderBreachersMC

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Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	7255	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

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Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Celeb Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

cheques, college, Communication, dynamic, Financial, Friends, income, Inheritance, LANDLORD, LandlordCraft, mail, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Portfolio, real estate, Rent, roommates, Secrets, Server, surnames, TAXES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WeddingDramaCraft

Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Wisdom

blocky, daily reminders, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, inner peace, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, philosophy, positive affirmations, quotes, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, words to live by

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	205	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!