The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features Description
Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves 3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Crops Grown: 8264 Villages Defended: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Anime Savior’s Solo Leveling Server

    Anime Savior’s Solo Leveling Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Solo Leveling will save anime! Forget about those other servers that couldn’t even save a fish from drowning. And don’t even get us started on Blue Archive, that was a bigger flop than a pancake falling off a skyscraper.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while pretending to be a Minecraft pro. We promise you won’t turn into a Korean gamer addict, at least not until you’ve spent at least 100 hours on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the true savior of anime, one block at a time!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty McCraftface

    Crafty McCraftface
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Forget about those boring NL servers, join us for some epic personal conquests and crazy shenanigans.

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8603 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Curry Kingdom

    Crafty Curry Kingdom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous!

    Join us for insane adventures, where you can build a castle taller than a giant mushroom, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on glittery unicorns through enchanted forests, trade with villagers who speak in emojis, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of superhero moderators who will protect your builds like they’re made of diamond armor!

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 836871 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

    CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you!

    Join our server and become part of the elite group of players who are obsessed with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of something exclusive and unique?

    Do you have a favorite vtuber who only has 499 viewers? No problem! As long as they are close to the mark and are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they are welcome here!

    Check out our leaderboard of the top indie vtubers on our server. From Japanese sensations to rising stars, we have it all! And don’t worry, even if a corpo is involved, as long as they don’t own the talent’s IPs, they are fair game!

    Looking for some spicy content? We got you covered with our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. Plus, indulge in some SEXY Koikatsu cards and our very own tiermaker to rank your favorite vtubers!

    Join us in celebrating chuuba birthdays and stay updated on upcoming events. And don’t forget to check out our official booru for all your vtuber needs!

    So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the wacky world of indie vtubers today! Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 320
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build your own UNICORN castle, ride on a RAINBOW llama, and battle evil DERPY zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary FLYING PIG boss, who drops enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden CHICKEN NUGGET temple, where you can trade nuggets for rare items.

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 258 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

    Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have scientifically proved that you can Return By Death! That’s right, if you die in the game, you will respawn and get another chance at life. No more rage quitting over losing your diamonds!

    But that’s not all, we also have no mass disclosures here. What does that mean? It means that your secrets are safe with us! No one will ever know about that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can respawn after death and keep your secrets safe? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. So come on in and start building your wildest creations without any worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Runes Activated: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 254 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineCrafty McFuckery

    MineCrafty McFuckery

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

    Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

    Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Ores Mined: 4129 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TrippyCraft

    TrippyCraft
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

    So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Villages Defended: 20
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

    TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

    BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

    Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

    Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Booty Bash

    Blocky Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9896 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

    XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

    So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Mines Excavated: 3862 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

    Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

    On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Ores Mined: 2759
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

    So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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