The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features Description
Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves 3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Zombie Dances: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AnimeOnlyCraft

    AnimeOnlyCraft
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where we dive deep into theories and mysteries just like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement as we uncover the truth behind all the drama in the anime world.

    Imagine a world where Yachiru is actually Nozarashi in disguise, pulling the ultimate plot twist on Kenpachi! On our server, you can create your own theories and share them with fellow players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the next big conspiracy that will blow everyone’s minds!

    But that’s not all – our server is also filled with amazing builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. So come join us and let’s explore the world of Minecraft together in the most hilarious and mind-boggling way possible!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AnonCraft: Server No. 917059082 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide

    AnonCraft: Server No. 917059082 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Our Minecraft Server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the walls are lined with dancing villagers and the floor is made of glowing obsidian.

    So why wait? Join Our Minecraft Server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 New Chunks Explored: 164240
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Down Under Block Party

    Down Under Block Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not laws! Are you tired of Australia and its people? Well, join our server and unleash your inner rebel without actually committing terrorism – duh!

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to grief our server, but he was no match for our fearless players. Join us and show off your building skills to prove that you’re the real MVP of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show Australia what real chaos looks like – in a fun and safe way, of course. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Creepin’ Kimoi Craft

    Creepin’ Kimoi Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the villagers sing! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there are also evil zombie chickens roaming around looking for revenge on all players who dare to enter their territory.

    But fear not, for our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will banish any griefers with their mighty ban hammer! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

    So come join us on our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of creeper love. Ehhhh? Kimoi.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

    Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

    NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!
    Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

    Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

    CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

    Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 228 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

    FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

    Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

    Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes
    Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3423 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

    Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

    Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

    Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

    Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

    So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 3727
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

    Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1925
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Capitalism

    Crafty Capitalism
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

    Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!

    CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, the Mahjong General doesn’t have to pretend they’re a Nintendo game anymore. That’s right, we’re on a whole new level of coolness.

    2. We have a secret underground society dedicated to playing chess online edition. It’s like the Illuminati, but with more creeper explosions.

    3. Want to play chess online with fellow Minecrafters? We got you covered. Just click here and prepare to battle it out like a true warrior.

    4. Join our team and weekend’s tournaments for some intense gaming action. Who knew Vietnamese basket weaving forums could be so competitive?

    So what are you waiting for? Previous players are already missing out on the fun, don’t be like them. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

    Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly mid 20s females who look like twinks can thrive!

    Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in the real world? Well, on our server, looks don’t matter! In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner twinkiness and let your creativity shine!

    Join us for epic build battles, where your ugly creations will be celebrated and admired by all. Show off your unique style and prove that beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of twink warriors who protect the land from evil forces. Will you join their ranks and become a hero in your own right?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover a world where being different is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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