The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5761	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Void Gems Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mines Excavated:	4017	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	172
Alien Abductions:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8757	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ores Mined:	9773	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	132	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Crops Grown:	7680	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6106	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?

No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?

The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?

The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?

Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?

Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	180	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	555	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.