The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

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Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crops Grown:	2350	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NostalgicCraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Star Shards Collected:	79	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

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Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Potions Brewed:	70

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Towns Built:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	116	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	1981	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	159	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MomCantDriveMC

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Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

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Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OpportuCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Star Shards Collected:	109	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

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so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Emeralds Found:	2131

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Star Shards Collected:	297
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3