Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 62 Players Killed by Monsters: 5308
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Runes Activated: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 4302
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magic Items Found: 7102

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4486 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3752 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

    The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: 

“Stardom General Minecraft SMP”
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

    But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

    And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

    Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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