Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Potions Brewed: 94
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Void Armor Forged: 10
Zombie Dances: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mines Excavated: 4264

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 973141 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Dimension Hops: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Potions Brewed: 55 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 22

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 292 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Potions Brewed: 143 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Animals Bred: 144
    Mines Excavated: 3321 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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