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AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	92
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	57030
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Alien Abductions:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8718	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1140	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9486	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Towns Built:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	804	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Buzzle Hive

Activity, bedrock, collaboration, comfort, Community, Cozy, creativity, Cross-Play, friendship, Journey, joy, Kindness, Passion, Port 19132, smp, Special, Support, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	434331	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Votes:	6323	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8680	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to Buzzles Hive! Buzzles Hive SMP is a vibrant and welcoming community where kindness and friendship thrive. Whether you’re just starting your journey, you’ll find a cozy and supportive environment here. Our community shares a passion for creativity, collaboration, and all things that bring comfort and joy. Dive into the warm buzz of activity, make lasting friendships, and be part of something truly special!

To join on bedrock, use port 19132

mc.buzzleshive.com

Players:	105/200	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Mines Excavated:	2431
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3