The Perch

Community, Custom Features, Discord, great community, Ip:, listening to community, Map, MCMMO, refreshing features, Semi Vanilla, Survival, transparency

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

We hope to see you join our great community soon!

mso.the-perch.net

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1251
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	168
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	714918
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	191	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7447
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Animals Bred:	156	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mines Excavated:	1920
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5195	Dimension Hops:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3296	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	4722
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

========================== IP: rolium.net ===========================

> Join Discord Server Now!

https://discord.gg/roliumgen

rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Void Gems Collected:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	530873	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	115

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.