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Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, bottle caps, Catch Combos, chat games, cosmetic keys, Dailies, Enabled Lures, Enhanced Spawn Rates, EV and EXP Warps, F2P Friendly, Hunts, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, poke wordle, Pokebuilder, shiny legendary, shiny spawns, Tournaments, Training Warps, Wondertrade

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2106
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates	Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms
Active Staff	F2P Friendly

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About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly and thriving community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

For more information, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we offer various features such as Training Warps, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, and more. You can explore the full list of features above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host events, tournaments, and hunts regularly to keep the gameplay exciting for our players.

Mystic Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ass growth, beauty standards, bigger butts, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, booty workouts, crafted, curves, exercise routines, female anatomy, female empowerment, fitness goals, glute exercises, Land, mystic, physical appearance, self esteem, self love, self-confidence, societal pressures, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9598	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Items Found:	7674	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Votes:	5052	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Towns Built:	7

Join our Minecraft server and witness the magical transformation of pixelated female characters into voluptuous beauties with thicc booties!

Not only will you be able to build and explore in a blocky world, but you’ll also witness the power of ass growth like never before!

Forget about boring old servers, ours is where the real action happens – the action of making virtual asses bigger and better for your viewing pleasure!

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate satisfaction of being surrounded by curvy Minecraft babes with fatter asses than you ever thought possible!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

GrannyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Potions Brewed:	186

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like the shocking discovery of a hoarder’s house, you never know what you’ll find around the corner in our server.

With more drama than a reality TV show, you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through the chaos. And just like the 9-year-old living in filth, you’ll have to fight your way through challenges to survive.

So, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Grandma’s house may be off-limits, but our server is open for all the crazy adventures you can handle!

PreggoRageCraft

Blame, college classes, Communication, crying, FaceTime, family, indespicable, Mature, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Mother, nephew, PreggoRageCraft, Pregnancy, reaction, response, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, School, sister, Yelling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Farms Harvested:	257
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time my sister called me during my college presentation to tell me she’s pregnant, and then blamed me for ruining her pregnancy because I didn’t answer her FaceTime calls. But fear not, on our server, miscommunications won’t lead to family feuds – they’ll lead to epic battles and hilarious misunderstandings. So come on in and let’s build some bridges instead of burning them! Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

BlockyNSFWLand

BlockyNSFWLand, boundary violation, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, office gossip, office misconduct, office politics, unprofessional behavior, work drama, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace environment, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, workplace incident, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace scandal, workplace standards, workplace violation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Ores Mined:	7836	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in a virtual world. From pixelated parties that would make your grandma blush to scandalous sheep shenanigans, our server is where the real action is at.

One time, a player accidentally spawned a giant, flying, rainbow-colored llama that rained down glitter and chaos on the entire server. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absolute madness, join our server today. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…and have a ton of laughs along the way!

Rubles & Rockets Minecraft Server

Cash, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., diplomatic relations, economic support, embargo, financial assistance, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, government intervention., Humanitarian Aid, international politics, MIDDLE EAST, Military involvement, Minecraft, money transfer, political tensions, Rockets, Rubles, russia, sanctions, Server, Syria, West

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	7532
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Potions Brewed:	126	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Divine Spears Created:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we fly cash to syria like russia!!! why? because the west is too scared to lift sanctions, so we gotta do it ourselves in the virtual world! build your own cash planes and deliver that sweet moolah to those in need. but watch out for the sanctions police, they’ll try to stop you at every turn. it’s a high-flying adventure like no other, so come join us and show the world that minecraft can solve real-world problems, one block at a time!

EuroBlockPeaceCraft

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EuroBlockPeaceCraft, Europe, exclusion, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace process, peace talks, russia, Ukraine, US, Western Europe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so lyke, there’s dis cray cray minecraft server dat u gotta join cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity yo. like, u won’t believe da shenanigans dat go down in dis place. like, one time, a group of players built a giant toilet and flushed all da noobs down it. it was epic, bro.

and get dis, there’s a secret underground disco party where all da mobs go to get down and boogie. u gotta see it to believe it, man. like, creepers doin’ da electric slide and skeletons breakin’ it down on da dance floor. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention dat there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at da top of da tallest mountain? but watch out for da lava traps and zombie guards, they ain’t playin’ around.

so, if u wanna join in on all da craziness and have a blast with some wacky peeps, den u gotta hop on dis minecraft server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be da most epic adventure of ur life, fo sho.

Dust Buster Server

air pollution, airborne pollutants, Buster, climate change, dust, dust control, dust events, dust mitigation, dust particles, economic cost, economic impact, environmental damage, environmental impact, health effects, Hurricanes, infrastructure damage, mitigation efforts, natural disasters, public health, respiratory problems, Server, storm’s

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

join our minecraft server becuz it’s like a dust storm of fun and chaos but without the $154 billion price tag. we got more economic impact than a hurricane, we’re basically a natural disaster but in a good way. come help us mitigate the dust and build the craziest creations you can imagine. who needs hurricanes when you can have blocky adventures with us? come join now and be part of the dustier side of minecraft!

Server server in survival server minecraft

Adventure, building, Community, construction, Creative, Economy, Explore, Fun, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

The description of the server server “server for construction in survival” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cq.vanilla-box.ru

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

base, bedrock, BROKE, cussing, dead body, Door, ear drums, Griefing, Harassment, HARD, java, Lag, Minecraft, No map resets, peed everywhere, Pigman, semi anarchy, sexual harassment, smp, Snow, snow removal, STOP, Umbrella, Unmoderated Chat, zombie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Emeralds Found:	2163
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	627061
Chimeras Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Server Info:
Connect IP:	lawlessmc.com
Rules:	No cheats
Discord:	https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX
Twitch:	twitch.tv/wilder0p

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is lawlessmc.com.
What are the server rules?	The main rule is no cheating allowed on the server.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX
Can I watch gameplay on Twitch?	Yes, you can watch the server owner’s gameplay on Twitch at twitch.tv/wilder0p

Lost Treasures Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, All, anyone, belongings, fortune, hazy, inquire, Lost, lost and found, lost items, lost possessions, missing items, personal items, possessions, Quest, Request, search, search again, Stuff, Treasures, try again

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids.

First off, we got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. Like, seriously, you’ll be drowning in bling bling like a gangsta rapper in a jewelry store.

And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the mobs. We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. It’s a party in the undead world, my dudes.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, epic PvP battles that will make your head spin, and a community of players who are as crazy as a bag of cats on catnip.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, am I right?

NoH8JustMineCraft

alive, barf, busy season, convince, farm stand, fisherman, Fresh, hate, husband, Live, Lobster, love, mad, NoH8JustMineCraft, Pick up, refusing, seafood, smell, speaking, work, YELLED

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with seafood lovers in your life? Do you dread the smell of fish and the sight of lobsters crawling around? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only seafood you’ll encounter is virtual and totally odorless!

Imagine a world where lobsters can’t yell at you for not picking them up from the farm stand. A place where you can work from home without the threat of live crustaceans lurking nearby. Our server is a safe haven for seafood haters everywhere!

So come on over and escape the seafood drama. Build your dream anti-seafood fortress, explore underwater caves without fear of fishy smells, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into picking up live lobsters again. Join now for a shell of a good time!

CraftyMythBusters

common myths, Country, CraftyMythBusters, cultural misconceptions, cultural myths, debunking myths, false beliefs, folklore, historical myths, misconceptions, Myth, national heritage, national history, national identity, national myths, national pride, national symbols, national traditions, Popular misconceptions, Stereotypes, Urban Legends

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	174	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and legends? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some outrageous myths that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

Join our server and discover the myth that in our country, pigs can fly! That’s right, forget about boring old pigs rolling around in the mud, on our server, pigs sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But that’s not all! Another crazy myth on our server is that diamonds grow on trees! Forget about digging deep underground for those precious gems, just take a stroll through our enchanted forest and pluck some sparkling diamonds right off the branches.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try to find the legendary unicorn mount that roams our server. Rumor has it that this magical creature can teleport you to far-off lands with just a flick of its rainbow tail.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the myths are as wild as your imagination!

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

agreements, Alliance, Assistance, commitments, contributions, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, foreign policy, funding, guarantees, international relations, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Potions Brewed:	122
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground base full of diamonds. like, for realz, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the coolest gang in town. we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks you marshmallows for s’mores. plus, we have a secret handshake that only the coolest players know. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCensorBros

authoritarian regimes, Censorship, China, CraftyCensorBros, data privacy, digital rights, freedom of speech, global censorship, GOOGLE, government requests, information control, internet, internet regulation, online censorship, online freedom, online security, privacy, russia, search engine, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, dude. like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips. it’s, like, a whole circus up in here.

and get this, our admin once rode a creeper into battle against a horde of zombies and won. like, who does that? only on this server, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day.

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. we once had a group hug in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, heartwarming and terrifying at the same time.

so, like, if you want to experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft server out there, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	105/300	Votes:	3343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1111
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	141
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1