The Oldies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Void Armor Forged:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Farms Harvested:	467
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	834816

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	959
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	170
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Animals Bred:	151	Mines Excavated:	3284
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Void Armor Forged:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	305
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	9958
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	251

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	68
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	53	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Star Shards Collected:	165
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7