The Minecraft Meme Realm: No Mods, Just Memes, and a lot of Pain. Apply for White-list now!

Anti Enderman Grief, apply, Armor statues, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Easy Place, Griefing, highway, Immersive, litematica, LOT, Mature Players, meme, memes, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Mods, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether Hub, nether portals, new player, Pain, Realm, Redstone, shopping district, Spawn, stealing, Vanilla, voice chat, wandering traders, Whitelist

Welcome to the Binecraft Realm	We are a small group of players who love making immersive builds, crazy redstone, and playing with friends. This world is never resetting, so come add to the history.
Server Features	No griefing/no stealing New player friendly 24/7 accessibility No world resets Custom modifications for quality of life Accessible Nether Hub and Highway
Mod & Datapack Information	Vanilla server with added modifications such as Simple Voice Chat, Easy Place mode on Litematica, custom armor statues & nether portals, multiplayer sleep, anti-enderman grief, more mob heads, and wandering traders.
Requirements	Mature 16+ age limit Must apply on the discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 16?

A: Unfortunately, we have a mature 16+ age limit for our server.

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Simply join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

A: The only restrictions are common sense ones, such as no hate symbols or overly political builds.

Q: Is there a limit on the size or purpose of my builds?

A: There are no limitations on the size or purpose of your builds, so feel free to get creative!

Q: Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

A: Our server has a strict no griefing/no stealing policy to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	588179
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3945	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5381	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Farms Harvested:	465
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	139
Towns Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6211
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	58826
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Potions Brewed:	109	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.