The Minecraft Meme Realm: No Mods, Just Memes, and a lot of Pain. Apply for White-list now!

Welcome to the Binecraft Realm	We are a small group of players who love making immersive builds, crazy redstone, and playing with friends. This world is never resetting, so come add to the history.
Server Features	No griefing/no stealing New player friendly 24/7 accessibility No world resets Custom modifications for quality of life Accessible Nether Hub and Highway
Mod & Datapack Information	Vanilla server with added modifications such as Simple Voice Chat, Easy Place mode on Litematica, custom armor statues & nether portals, multiplayer sleep, anti-enderman grief, more mob heads, and wandering traders.
Requirements	Mature 16+ age limit Must apply on the discord

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4530
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Animals Bred:	163	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	96
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	5799

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7301	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Potions Brewed:	178

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	418045
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1588	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5233	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Minecraft Meme Realm: No Mods, Just Memes, and a lot of Pain. Apply for White-list now!

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 16?

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

Q: Is there a limit on the size or purpose of my builds?

Q: Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Updated September 30, 2024

SumyMedCraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Updated September 30, 2024

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

Updated September 30, 2024

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Rules:

Join Now:

FAQ:

Updated September 30, 2024

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

StepDadDanceNoChance

Updated September 30, 2024

LoveCraftedMC

Updated September 30, 2024

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

CraftyWarZone

Updated September 30, 2024

Pixel Pot Parenthood

Updated September 30, 2024

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

Updated September 30, 2024

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Animals Bred:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1