The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Star Shards Collected:	65	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	808461	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Farms Harvested:	817	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4685
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3432	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	8119
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	96	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0