The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	157

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7696	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Buildings Constructed:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2522	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	8669
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3709	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	287
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	82	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	538495

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2