The Laptop Lover Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and exploding sheep – they can be quite the handful!

Vanillabox survival without wipes and donates server minecraft

Minecraft, no donates, No Wipes, Server, Survival, VanillaBox

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Description server server “Vanillabox survival without wipes and donates” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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NijiCraft EN Skylands 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Skylands, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	2760
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and chaotic as these Nijisanji EN YouTube channels? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz this server is like if Petra Gurin and Elira Pendora had a baby and named it Obsydia.

We got more drama than a LazuLight Twitter thread, and more twists and turns than a Rosemi Lovelock plotline. Ethyria is where the cool kids hang out, like Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette, causing mayhem and mischief.

Luxiem is the place to be if you’re into weirdos like Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino, plus Vox Akuma brings the party vibes. And don’t even get me started on Noctyx – Sonny Brisko is a legend in these parts, along with Uki Violeta causing chaos.

ILUNA is where the real party animals are at, with MariaMari0nette and ScarleYonaguni leading the charge. XSOLEIL is for the edgy kids, like D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran, causing a ruckus.

Krisis is the place for the rebels, with VezaliusBandage and Tyrant_Vanta stirring up trouble. And TTT is where the real gamers hang out, like ClaudeClawmark and the rest of the crew.

Denauth is where the magic happens, with RyomaBarrenworth and KlaraCharmwood casting spells left and right. So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Nijisanji EN stream, then hop on board this crazy train. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just remember to ignore all the weirdos and trolls, and you’ll be fine. Let’s get this party started!

BroGamerz Minecraft Server

aita, BroGamerz, brother, Clan, DATING, depression, family, Friend, Girlfriend, Grooming, hobby, hurt feelings, JOKE, Minecraft, Minors, Mother, Multiplayer Games, overreacting, runescape, sense of humor, Server, store manager, Warhammer

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	4194
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Need a break from your girlfriend’s brother accusing you of grooming her in RuneScape? Come join us and build a virtual world where no one can make outrageous accusations. Plus, our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama.

Who needs Warhammer when you can battle creepers and zombies in our Minecraft world? Leave the depression behind and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. And hey, if you need a break from your girlfriend’s brother, just log on and let loose!

Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server. And remember, on our server, the only drama is the kind you create with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and leave the real-world drama behind!

MommaCraft: Selfish & Self-Centered

Boundaries, building a house, Communication, compromise, difficult situation, family dynamics, Grades, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, MommaCraft, moving out, parenting, Pregnancy, self-centered, SelfCentered, selfish, senior year, space issue, stress, Understanding, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of living in a cramped townhouse with your mom and her drama-filled boyfriend? Do you want to escape the chaos of sharing a room with his wild daughters and a new baby on the way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and build your dream house in the country, away from all the stress and drama. No need to worry about driving 30+ minutes to school or work – just teleport to your virtual paradise with a click of a button!

On our server, you can live independently, away from all the unnecessary arguments and family drama. Build your own space, make new friends, and escape the madness of real life. Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a creeper-free zone instead?

So come on, join our server and leave all the real-life stress behind. Build your own happy ending and show your mom that you’re not being selfish – you’re just looking out for your own sanity. Let’s craft away the drama together!

AnonCraft2021

#hacktivism, activism, AnonCraft2021, ANONYMOUS, Cyber Security, data breaches, digital activism, digital rights, government surveillance, HACKING, Internet freedom, online activism, online anonymity, online censorship, online freedom, online privacy, online privacy rights, online protest, online security, Surveillance, Whistleblowers

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Tired of hiding in the shadows, Anonymous has decided to take their hacking skills to the world of Minecraft! Join our server and help them take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his cyber attacks. With Anonymous on your side, you’ll have the power of the internet at your fingertips to defeat any enemy that comes your way. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of Anonymous and will be making surprise appearances in the game to help you on your quest. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that even hackers need a break to play some blocky games!

Crafty Scents: Air Pollution Edition

Air, air chemistry, air contaminants, air quality, car exhaust, chemical emissions, chemical exposure, Crafty, Edition, environmental impact, fragrance chemicals, fragrance products, health implications, indoor air pollution, indoor air quality, indoor environment, indoor pollution, nanosized particles, Pollution, respiratory health, respiratory problems, scented air fresheners, scented products, scents, volatile organic compounds

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than breathin in all those nanosized particles? joinin dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!!

we got unicorns that poop rainbows, an u can ride dem into battle against evil zombie pigs. an if u get hungry, just eat sum enchanted golden apples that give u super powers.

also, our server is so lit that it literally changes the chemistry of the air, but in a good way. it smells like a field of flowers mixed with freshly baked cookies. ur lungs will thank u for playin on our server, trust me.

so, wat r u waitin for? come join us and experience the most insane, mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, u might even meet a friendly dragon who will teach u how to speak in emojis. 🐲🌈💎 #bestserverever

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.4

“Youth, 1.20.4, childhood trauma, Communication, criticism, emotional impact, ETERNAL, family dynamics, family dysfunction, low self-esteem, mental health, negative influence, parental influence, personal development, personal growth, Realm, relationships, self worth, self-confidence, self-doubt, shadows, shut-in, toxic behavior, upbringing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	87	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with judgmental parents who just bring you down all the time, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We’re all about lifting each other up and having a good time. No haters allowed here, only positive vibes and epic builds. Escape the negativity of the real world and come chill with us in our virtual paradise. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we roast each other’s parents for being total buzzkills. It’s a wild ride, man. Join us and let’s build a world where we can be ourselves without any harsh critics breathing down our necks. Let’s do this!

NoLoanCraft Minecraft Server

baby, baby formula, Borrowing, co worker, colleagues, credit card, designer clothes, Hospital, irresponsible spending, LANDLORD, lights, loan, lunch break, Minecraft, MONEY, NoLoanCraft, nuclear option, Repayment, Server, sob story, social media, takeout, taxi fare

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Votes:	7830	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	99

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the hospital where OP works with their co-worker “Ann”. Imagine a world where borrowing and repaying virtual diamonds is the ultimate test of friendship! Will you be the generous friend who always lends a helping hand, or the savvy player who knows when to say no?

Experience the thrill of virtual sob stories and nuclear options as you navigate through our server’s community. Will you be the hero who saves the day by lending diamonds for baby formula, or the villain who shuts down the drama with a cold and cruel response?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a social media feud over virtual diamonds!

GFsNativeTongueNoob

Cheating, Communication, Conversations, Cultural differences, duolingo, Effort, extended relatives, family, Flashcards, Frustration, GFsNativeTongueNoob, language learning, learning methods, misunderstanding, Philippines, progress, relationship, Resentment, tagalog, textbooks, translation app

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress your Filipino girlfriend by learning Tagalog the traditional way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can communicate with your girlfriend’s family effortlessly. No need to struggle with language barriers anymore – we have a built-in translator that will do all the work for you!

Imagine the look on your girlfriend’s face when she sees you chatting away with her relatives like a pro. She may be mad at first, but once she sees how smoothly you can communicate, she’ll be begging to join in on the fun.

Don’t waste your time with boring textbooks and language apps – join our server and start impressing your girlfriend and her family today! Who knew Minecraft could help you score brownie points in real life relationships?

LessonsFromHardshipMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, Gratitude, growth mindset., inner strength, learning from failure, LessonsFromHardshipMC, mental toughness, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, personal development, positivity, problem solving, resilience, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Farms Harvested:	337
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Divine Spears Created:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a dungeon full of evil chickens riding on pigs, it was insane! But then I teamed up with this random player and we defeated them with our epic sword skills. And another time, I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but instead of getting mad, I just laughed and built an even better house. It’s like life lessons in Minecraft, man. So come join us on this crazy server and learn some valuable lessons while having a blast! #MinecraftLifeLessons #EvilChickensRidingPigs #CreeperBlowUpLOLZ 🤣🐔🐷💣🏠

TrumpCraft: Make America Mine Again!

America, civic engagement, critical thinking, current events, Democracy, Division, Government, harm, ignorance, leadership, Media influence, Misinformation, Oblivious, partisanship, polarization, political awareness, Politics, public opinion, Social Issues, Trump administration, Trumpcraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with politics and drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Forget about the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving the night.

Join us and escape the madness of the Trump administration – no tweets, no scandals, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth.

So why waste your time arguing about politics when you could be crafting, mining, and exploring with a community of like-minded players? Join us today and leave the real world behind – trust us, your sanity will thank you.

Crafty Bestie’s Distress Relief

adolescent development, adolescent mental health, adolescents, Best-Friend Support, Besties, Co-Rumination, Co-Rumination Effects, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Crafty, Distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, Friendship Dynamics, mental health, mental health interventions, peer influence, peer relationships, Positive Psychology, psychological distress, relationship dynamics, Relief, Social Interaction, social support

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u laugh so hard ur pants fall off? well, u found it, buddy! this server is like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers dance to disco music.

u know what else? if u join this server, all ur problems will disappear like a fart in the wind. need a best friend to support u? we got u covered, fam. our best friend support system is so good, it will make ur psychological distress vanish faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

plus, we have the most epic build battles that will make ur jaw drop like a potato falling off a cliff. u think u got what it takes to be the master builder? come on in and prove ur worth, my dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience a world of fun, laughter, and pure awesomeness. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Diamond Dozen Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, brilliant.., Diamond, Dozen, expensive, Exquisite, Extravagant, gemstone, high end, jewelry, Lavish, luxury, One In A Million, Opulent, Precious, rare, Realm, Shiny, sparkly, Special, Unique, valuable

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond dozen!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by diamonds all day, am I right?

Join now and experience the thrill of mining for those shiny, sparkly gems like there’s no tomorrow!

Don’t be a noob, join the server and become the ultimate diamond master!

RackRetaliation

Boundaries, clothes, Communication, drying rack, fed up, Frustration, Moving, ownership, personal belongings, RackRetaliation, Respect, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of people stealing your drying rack space and replacing your clothes with their own? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will touch your precious laundry! We have a strict policy against clothes swapping and even have a special drying rack protection program in place.

Join now and experience the thrill of protecting your drying rack from pesky neighbors who just can’t seem to keep their hands off other people’s clothes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest where you can fold other players’ clothes for extra points. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

NewParentRealitiesMC SMP

adjusting expectations, Baby Care, challenges of parenthood, constant worry, emotional toll., exhaustion, financial strain, harsh reality, lack of control, lack of personal time, lack of sleep, mental health, new parents, NewParentRealitiesMC, overwhelming responsibility, parenting, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, support system, Time management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got diamond rain falling from the sky, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, like I can’t even deal.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited powers.

And don’t even get me started on the community events we have. Last week, we had a build-off competition where the winner got a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, how insane is that?

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So yeah, come join the madness!