Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 21 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mines Excavated: 1509
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Gods Slained: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 137 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 114
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4173 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Dimension Hops: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 84
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

    ★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    ★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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