Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Buildings Constructed: 23 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 283 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Emeralds Found: 2199
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 59 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ores Mined: 6983
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Magic Items Found: 5193
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Ores Mined: 6386 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Farms Harvested: 463 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 2833

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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