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Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, children, clubbing, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, devil costume, Friend, friendship, halloween costume, Halloween plans, inappropriate outfit, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, Server, slut shaming, spookycraft, Trick or treating, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s Halloween outfit? Look no further! Join our server for a devilishly good time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!

So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DisaBRObilityCraft

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Are you tired of parents who just don’t understand your Minecraft needs? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate all things unique and different!

On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!

Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.

So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyLoveQuest

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Do you want to meet your first love in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to find your pixelated soulmate in a world filled with diamonds, creepers, and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle for love? So come join us and let’s make some pixelated magic happen!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SharkBiteSurvivor

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omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!! it’s so lit, even sharks are getting in on the action! like, this one time, an american diver disappeared in indonesia and then they found his body INSIDE A SHARK. like, wtf?? that’s some crazy shiz right there. but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think). so come join us and see what other wild adventures await you!! just watch out for those sneaky sharks, they might try to steal your diamonds or something. lolz!! #sharkattackminecraftserver #crazyadventures

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

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If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RedditMineCrafters

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2886
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace negotiations, putin, Scrambled, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, urge, US, Woodward book

lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyShmonaRocket

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come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

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hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

BUTTER, Capy, Contest, Coreprotect, diamonds, Discord, District, Exploration, flow, Fly, friend role, grief-free, Halloween, Homes, kittycannon, Land Claims, Melted, navigation, Prizes, profile, Rtp, Server, Shop, shopping, smp, Warps, world

Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8