The Book of Ventura – Roleplay, Chapter 2 – The Darkness Within

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The Book of Ventura - Roleplay, Chapter 2 - The Darkness Within Minecraft Server

Minecraft Steampunk Roleplay Server Returning Like We never did before!

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Custom Items, Blocks & Entities

The audio plugin implements music depending on the area you are located.

A Wardrobe system that allows you to pick and select your skins in-game and change them on the fly.

– Unique player events

– Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, and Halflings. Then our custom races are unique to our server, the Aealim, Pisces, Metal Men, and Gahira’i.

– Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, Curses and Blessings, and the mysterious element of Magic.

– A custom combat system to give players an interactive approach to MC-CRP by combining Honor Combat with the classic approach of a TTRPG format.

– A unique factions system that provides options in the creation of Noble Houses, Guilds, and settlements!

– A beautiful Custom Items system that allows players to create names for themselves as renowned craftspersons in a simple, easily approachable way.

– We have also been named the most unique & easy to get into roleplay server!

══════════════════ Server Information ══════════════════IP: MC.BookofVentura.net

Website:APPLY HERE

Discord:https://discord.com/invite/ejmH8kQZmp

══════════════════ Don’t Take Our Word for it! ══════════════════

Still don’t trust us? Join our HUB completely without a whitelist and experience the server for yourself!

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Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7751	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Villages Defended:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	2505
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4360
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!