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DadBodCraft

anger, Bonding, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadBodCraft, emotional connection, Emotional support, Expectations, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial support, generational patterns, neglect, parenting, personal growth, quality time, Resentment, Role Model, SELF AWARENESS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	172
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InternetFunMinecraftSMP

activities, browsing, Chat Rooms, digital art, Entertainment, Forums, Fun, Gaming, internet, internet culture, InternetFunMinecraftSMP, memes, ONLINE, online communities, Online Games, online shopping, social media, streaming, Videos, virtual reality, web surfing

Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Block TherapyCraft

BLOCK, Boundaries, communication skills, coping strategies, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, positive relationships, relaxation techniques, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, TherapyCraft

Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mines Excavated:	3634
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

begin.., bericht, bespreken, Challenges, discordlink, Events, genieten, kans, lancering, Minecraft, Network, nieuws, NotSoProfessional, officially, Server, social media, spelen, Starting, Survival, Thema, uitnodigen, UNOFFICIALLY, verhalen, verspreiden, vrienden, Website

Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	101
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crops Grown:	3890
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8423
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimension Hops:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0