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Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	421	Divine Spears Created:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8066
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	1886	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	91
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6541	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anonymous report, anxious feelings, backyard construction, building permits, city inspector, close-knit neighborhood, community relations, Conflict Resolution, construction noise, deck construction, DeckedOutSnitchCraft, diy project, late night noise, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, nosy neighbor, Safety concerns, safety hazards, trust issues, wobbly deck

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Towns Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, anime history, anime industry, art evolution, character design, comics, Crafty, cultural influence, graphic novels, illustration, japanese art, Manga, manga characters, Manga fandom, manga history, manga industry, Minecraft, Server, storytelling, visual style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1133
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	715325	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

Africa, Charity, children, community service, donation, education, giving back, Healthcare, helped, Humanitarian Aid, impoverished, Making A Difference, Marginalized, Minecraft, Outreach, philanthropy, Poor, POVERTY, smp, Social Impact, Support, Today, uganda, underprivileged, volunteerism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoRoom4Noobs, Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BroCraft Drama-Free Zone

acceptance, adoption, anger, bio family, biological family, Boundaries, brocraft, Communication, counseling, CPS, dramafree, emotions, family, foster care, healing, Identity, love, ORPHAN, relationship, Siblings, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding, Zone

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen! We’ve got adopted siblings, bio siblings, and a fiancée who’s obsessed with making everyone feel like they were robbed of their rights.

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a bio daughter and an adopted daughter who won’t take any nonsense. Will they be able to coexist in this crazy Minecraft world? Only one way to find out – join our server now! And remember, only kids think everyone should feel the same, so embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL

AMBITION, aspiration, BUILD, desire, dream, dream big, Dream car, dream come true, Dream House, dream job, dream life, dream partner, dream vacation, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, Goal, ideal, imagination, lol, longing, ultimate dream, wildest dream, wish

Do you dream of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or perhaps building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave. Or challenge your friends to a game of pig jousting on top of a flying dragon! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within our server’s secret dungeons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2931
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

Border dispute, Conflict Resolution, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical news, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, military advancement, military conflict, military operation, military victory, Minecraft, Russian army, Russian Invasion, Russian regiment, Server, territorial sovereignty, territory reclamation, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, war zone

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be like Ukraine and reclaim territory from da evil Russian regiment! We got crazy battles, explosions, and u can be da hero of Kharkiv Oblast! Join now and show dem Russians who’s boss! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we cool like dat. Don’t miss out on da action, join now and be a part of dis epic adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2431	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskysVictoryPlan, Diplomacy, doable, global relations, Government, international support, leadership, Négotiation, Partners, Peace, Peacebuilding, progress, SECURITY, Stability, strategy, Ukraine, Unity, victory plan, Zelensky

come join dis minecraft server where we will unveil our own victory plan to dominate da virtual world! zelensky himself will be there to guide us to success, but only if our partners (aka other players) help us out! we will conquer all da realms and build da most epic structures u have ever seen! don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and be part of history in da making!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4464
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	162	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2192	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1