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TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Farms Harvested:	885
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7384	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1525
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	77
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	775	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2