The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Farms Harvested:	643	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	2057	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Mines Excavated:	1857
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, beautiful buildings, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, Competitions, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Friends system, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lots of cosmetics, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Star Shards Collected:	175	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Oblivious to the Minigames

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Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

Game Mode	New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
Features	– Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
Discord	Join the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
Is there a specific team size for this game mode?	Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
What happens if our team loses all our resources?	If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
Can I play solo or do I need a team?	While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1069	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CreeperChristmasTripNope

adoption, christmas, CreeperChristmasTripNope, Doting, emotional boundaries, family celebration, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family obligations., family trip, first child, holiday scheduling, Manager, nursery setup, pregnancy announcement, pregnant cousin, Resentment, Schedule, skipping family events

Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	832	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NerdAlertMC SMP

Anime, Board Games, comic books, computer programming, conventions, COSPLAY, dungeons and dragons, Fandom, geek, geeky, Larping, Manga, Nerd, NerdAlertMC, nerdy, Roleplay, science fiction, smp, Star trek, Star Wars, trivia night, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyLifeQuest

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyXi_USbffs

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so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

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MurkCraft Minecraft Server

IP	play.murkpvp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

✨ What We Offer:

🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server adult-only?	Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
Are there opportunities to become staff?	Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
How can I earn currency on the server?	You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
Can I bring my own pets and mounts?	Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Beautiful landscapes, Crafty, culture, Diversity, experiences, Food, heritage, Insights, Kuala Lumpur, Langkawi, local cuisine, Malaysia, Malaysian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Penang, Perspectives, reflections, Server, Southeast Asia, tourism, travel, tropical paradise

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	860093

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Potions Brewed:	169	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RubleRumbleCraft

central bank, Crisis, Currency, DEVALUATION, Dollar, economic instability, economic policy, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, foreign exchange, Government, international trade, political turmoil, resignation, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, Russian officials, sanctions

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
New Chunks Explored:	119221	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.