so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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