so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
Emeralds Found: 9043 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
Treasure Maps Found: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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