Teslacraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	New Chunks Explored:	301437
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	2338	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	5965
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Farms Harvested:	896

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Crops Grown:	2476	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7953	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

FrogSMP.enderman.cloud

Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	553	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Potions Brewed:	130	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1923	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crops Grown:	9714	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Players:	94/200	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	51	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2