so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Mines Excavated: 3974
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Potions Brewed: 166
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Alien Abductions: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 57964
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Mines Excavated: 3505
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 37

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ores Mined: 3119 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockyBootyBumpers

    BlockyBootyBumpers
    Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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