TehranMissileTestCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

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Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	198	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	539
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4074	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5194
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ores Mined:	3512