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CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SnowflakeCraft

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8357	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	69
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Void Gems Collected:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2754	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1