TehranMissileTestCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ores Mined:	4556
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	8454

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Buildings Constructed:	22

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4541
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Animals Bred:	179
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6192	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	123
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6515	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Villages Defended:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1803	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Votes:	4540	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6120
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Towns Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8029	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	289477
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12