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GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2004
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Crops Grown:	9076	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Towns Built:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Love Letters Sent:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mines Excavated:	2073	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Potions Brewed:	186

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3034
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9946	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	232922
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	248
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	855679
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Votes:	565	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	7993	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	864696	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1