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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3113

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4151	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Ores Mined:	1959
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	93
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Animals Bred:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	116
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	143	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Towns Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	6194	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

Players:	91/500	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6