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so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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