Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PixelPantyPop

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What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9894
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	5660
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DroNeRusCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have africans building drones for russia but they think they’re in ukraine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness

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so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just need some pals to build stuff with? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da teenage friendships u need to keep u happy and satisfied in life.

our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Emeralds Found:	1758
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?

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xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Down Under Dwellers – Surviving with Vegemite and Kangaroos! AussieSMP – Join us, mate!

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AussieSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/stilettocraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia

Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Vanilla gameplay with quality of life features like teleports and player trading.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with new 1.21 chunks.
Part of a growing network with creative server and community resources.

Rules

Don’t be a dick.
No griefing.
No spamming.
Be respectful.
Don’t swear excessively.
No hacking or exploits.
No ban evasion.
Use common sense.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.

What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.

Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.

Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.

Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1826	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MomCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crops Grown:	6879	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!