LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 268 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Runes Activated: 7
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Gods Slained: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

    LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

    Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

    And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

    So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NotAnArtistConcertScam

    NotAnArtistConcertScam
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

    Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

    But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1499
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

    DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Animals Bred: 129 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MineFictionalMe

    MineFictionalMe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

    Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3187 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 95
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

    GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
    lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 67 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6584
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Alien Abductions: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Animals Bred: 101
    Farms Harvested: 633 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 308
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magic Items Found: 6818
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 342 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 New Chunks Explored: 751500
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4697
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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