TechGE3Ks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	279	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Towns Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Items Found:	4827
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	New Chunks Explored:	64722
Emeralds Found:	7812	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5351
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	254515
Dragon Eggs Found:	4652	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Players:	104/100	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7