Team BaerCraft’s Comedy of Errors Servers – Not Modded, Still SMP!

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Creators & Community Overview

Community
Modpacks	BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub
Minecraft Servers	4 servers including a rotational server for community-voted modpacks
Developers	Experienced and active in creating new content for players
Staff	Knowledgeable, fast, and informative to provide the best help and support possible

FAQs

1. How can I join the community?

You can join the Discord server using the link provided on the BaerCraft website.

2. What modpacks are available on the servers?

BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub are the main modpacks available, with additional community-voted modpacks on the rotational server.

3. Are there specific rules for gameplay on these servers?

Yes, there are specific rules outlined in the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all members.

4. How often are new content updates released?

New content updates are released regularly by the developers to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

5. Can I suggest a new modpack for the rotational server?

Yes, community members can suggest new modpacks for consideration on the rotational server by submitting their ideas to the Discord server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Void Gems Collected:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	177
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lost in Blockville

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Animals Bred:	136
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Towns Built:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	588617

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixelated Pooptopia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Christ is KingCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5073	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GyaruCraft: High School Boys Gone Wild #3

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy, minding your own business, when suddenly you get gender-swapped into a Gyaru! Yes, you heard that right. Now you can strut your stuff in the latest fashion trends while building epic structures in our world.

But that’s not all! In Chapter 3 of our server, you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie cheerleaders and skeleton jocks who are out to steal your lunch money. Don’t worry, though, because our admin team is always there to lend a hand and make sure you have the best time possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a creeper!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SassyCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD tales of this fantastical realm.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on the back of a FLYING PIG while battling a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords that shoot RAINBOW LASERS. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every player gets a pet DANCING CREEPER that knows how to bust a move like no other?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive DIAMOND-BREATHING DRAGON that guards a treasure trove of ENDLESS DIAMONDS. And if you manage to defeat this mighty beast, you will be granted the power of UNLIMITED TNT to wreak havoc on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes reality. Just remember to use the code 05016ae381a59e4135c38ed28758b1b88424406808758f825c68aa4fabff7b403f to unlock all the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	263	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3679	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Old Farts – Where Age is Just a Number!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs and adventures!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has been known to host tea parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted toilet hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And if you manage to tame a pig riding a chicken, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChuubaCraft: Where karaoke starts fashionably late!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with the most EPIC karaoke and 3D Live performances in the virtual world!

Forget about missing out on your favorite chuubas’ streams because on our server, you can join in on the fun anytime you want. And the best part? You can do it all while getting drunk on virtual vodka!

So come join us and let’s get WASTED together while watching some INSANE karaoke performances that will blow your mind!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Chinacraft: Where Creepers Bow Down to the Great Wall

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a land that’s better than China! Why settle for just food, culture, and infrastructure when you can have it all in our virtual world?

Imagine playing Minecraft and getting inspired to move to China because of a game like Genshin Impact. The CCP here actually protects its players and fights off any corruption in the game. You can afford to build your dream family home, get virtual medical care, and so much more.

Forget about the poor, corrupt, degenerate West – join our server where you can enjoy a decent virtual meal at a Chinese-owned restaurant like “Panda Express” every day. We’ll help you unbrainwash yourself from all the negative propaganda about China.

The only downside? Winnie the Pooh is banned in our server, but don’t worry, there are plenty of other fun characters to hang out with. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other! Build your dreams, one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreeperCrawlCraft: “What about the crawling men? LOL”

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the crawling men roam free! But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance moves.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in the shape of unicorns.

But the real reason to join our server? The crawling men, of course! Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking the secret of the enchanted toilet that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover the mystery of the crawling men! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers. They’re known to break out into the Macarena at any moment.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChunkyCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against creeper armies while wearing a unicorn onesie!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while being chased by a giant chicken that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the secret dance moves that will make all the other players jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”