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LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4971	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7444
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	642
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

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lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

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come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	1097
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8553
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

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hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

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so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3891	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Items Found:	3436	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	2716	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1