Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!
Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Description | One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row. |
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| Server Name | Gapple Minecraft Server |
| Minecraft Server Address | gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998 |
| Goal | Stay alive and earn points |
The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.
Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.
The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.
Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8956 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!
So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!
So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 286 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?
If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!
So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.
and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?
so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.
oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
