lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Buildings Constructed: 23 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

    SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown
    join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9558
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Trump Minecraft SMP President

    Trump Minecraft SMP President
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

    And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Potions Brewed: 181 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HamasCraft Minecraft Server

    HamasCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Emeralds Found: 2150
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

    BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

    And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2087 Magic Items Found: 2972
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

    AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

    Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

    Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

    Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

    So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Farms Harvested: 989 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Magic Items Found: 5267

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SisCraft: GreedySociopath

    SisCraft: GreedySociopath
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

    Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Star Shards Collected: 77
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 198

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyMemory

    CraftyMemory
    Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

    We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

    Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

    So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCrimeOilStrike

    CraftyCrimeOilStrike
    so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

    MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

    we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

    but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

    Our Minecraft Server has:

    SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

    The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

    Server advantages:

    Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

    Our website: https://twenture.ru

    Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

    Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

    Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

    5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

    Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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