lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 338 Players Killed by Monsters: 1579

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

    Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

    Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

    So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SisCraft: GreedySociopath

    SisCraft: GreedySociopath
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

    Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Players Killed by Monsters: 3648

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyMemory

    CraftyMemory
    Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

    We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

    Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

    So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2750
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyCrimeOilStrike

    CraftyCrimeOilStrike
    so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Crops Grown: 6986
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

    MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

    we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

    but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

    Our Minecraft Server has:

    SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

    The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

    Server advantages:

    Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

    Our website: https://twenture.ru

    Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

    Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

    Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

    5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

    Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

    MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

    Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

    Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2183

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SisterSueCraft

    SisterSueCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

    Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Crops Grown: 3598 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Animals Bred: 22 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

    ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

    But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

    Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CreeperCravings

    CreeperCravings
    Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Youth Smoke-Free Zone

    Youth Smoke-Free Zone
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

    imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

    so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • No-Modding Minecraft Server

    No-Modding Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Towns Built: 10
    Alien Abductions: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ores Mined: 4658
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

    A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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