lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Animals Bred: 55
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineCraftStressFest

    MineCraftStressFest
    Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

    Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2905 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magic Items Found: 5825
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Zombie Dances: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Star Space MiniCraft

    Star Space MiniCraft
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Enchantments Applied: 53
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8200 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

    Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 505
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Source Engine Minecraft SMP

    Source Engine Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ores Mined: 5386
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 2878
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Void Gems Collected: 29

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

    Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

    But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BathroomBashersMC

    BathroomBashersMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockBreakerz

    BlockBreakerz
    Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

    Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BinLadensCraft

    BinLadensCraft
    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

    Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

    Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun
    Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

    Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

    Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Towns Built: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Our tag: t.me/vanillape

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

    Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

    Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

    But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

    And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 361 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

    Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

    Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Animals Bred: 57
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dimension Hops: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

    SisNoApt4DisabledBFF
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

    But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

    So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Alien Abductions: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

    ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Potions Brewed: 89 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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