lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Runes Activated: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • KindCraft: RandomKindActs

    KindCraft: RandomKindActs
    Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

    One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

    But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

    CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand
    so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Brain Boosting Mini Games

    Brain Boosting Mini Games
    come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5114 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 330

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Bleach Block Minecraft Server

    Bleach Block Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

    Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

    But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

    So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 41 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

    /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

    But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DoggoDilemmaCraft

    DoggoDilemmaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

    Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3039 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • RedFlagGirlMC SMP

    RedFlagGirlMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

    So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ParentalBoundariesMC

    ParentalBoundariesMC
    Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

    Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4811 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • KimJongCraftPutinComrade

    KimJongCraftPutinComrade
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

    BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server
    so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

    we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

    imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Dimension Hops: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Prison Pals Minecraft Server

    Prison Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

    SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SisterFeed Minecraft Server

    SisterFeed Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

    Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Emeralds Found: 1598
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Towns Built: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ToplessCraft

    ToplessCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

    So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 60 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

    CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP
    Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 6569 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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