Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Zombie Dances: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Alien Abductions: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Villages Defended: 6 Runes Activated: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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